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Happy birthday, Dr. Seuss! Theodor Seuss Geisel, or Dr. Seuss as he is known to about of the world, was built-in on March two, 1904. And though he passed away in 1991, his books and his poems are even so every bit popular as e'er.

I dearest the thought of combining silliness with reality and over the by few years, on Dr. Seuss' birthday, I've mixed a little tax in with my Seuss.

You tin see my previous efforts from 2012, 2013, 2014, 2016, 2017, and 2018.

This year, I've re-written the first half of "I Fish, Two Fish" to be "One Tax, Two Revenue enhancement." I promise yous bask it!

                
One taxation, ii taxation, me tax, yous taxation,
Sales tax, sin tax, sometime tax, new taxation.
This 1 has a trivial rate.
This one has a new due date.
Say! What a lot of tax to hate.

Yes. Some are yours, and some are mine.
Some on beer and some on wine.

Some on food, and some on clothes,
And some on numberless now, I suppose.
Why on food and numberless and dress?
I do not know, it'due south how it goes.

Some are apartment, and some are tiered.
The tiered ones are extra weird.

From in that location to here,
From here to in that location,
We tax all things everywhere.

At that place are some who like to pay.
They pay for fun and pay each day.
Oh me! Oh my! Oh me! Oh my!
How these tax filing deadlines will wing.

Some have ii rates and some have four.
Some have six rates and some take more.

Where do they come from? I can't say.
But trust me y'all will have to pay.

We run into them come up, we run into them go.
Some will ebb. Some will menses.
Some are high. Some are low.

Not all of them are very PC.
Don't ask me why, get ask in DC.

Say! Await at his schedules!
One, two, 3...
How many schedules do I see?
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
He has xi!
Eleven! This is something new.
Not postcard-sized or overdue!

Earn! Earn! Earn!
Did you go your tax render?
Nosotros got ours and take lots to learn.
Only we know a man called Mr. Bern.
Mr. Bern does our annual return. Then...
If y'all like to become Earn! Earn!
Simply learn to yearn for a plow with Mr. Bern.

Who am I? I'yard a tax pro.
I do not like what I don't know.
This is no good. This is non right.
This tax law is not black and white.
And when I read the rules, Oh, dear!
I see why people then often fear.

Nosotros like our greenbacks. It pays the bills.
Merely IRS give united states all the chills.
We similar our cash, and this is why:
Greenbacks keeps united states fed and that's no lie.

How-do-you-do, tax pro. How practice you do?
Tell me, tell me what is new?
How are things, how do they go?
What is new? Please tell, tax pro.
I practise not like this grade at all.
A lot of folks I have to phone call.
An IRS rep, PPS.
Oh! What a form! Oh! What a mess!

Oh honey, oh dear! I cannot hear.
Turn upwards the speaker, beloved.
Volition you delight yell in my ear?
It's quiet on the phone I fear.
Say look! Static was in your ear.
Just it is out. Then have no fright.
Again your ear can hear, my dear.

My laptop's old, my phone is gold.
I have a pen I similar to hold.
My lite is off, my java's cold.
My light is off, my coffee'southward cold.
I have a pen I like to agree.
My laptop'south onetime, my hands are cold.
And now my story is all told.

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